Mr. Hot

Another piece my father sent me through email. This one, I wrote this one in 1994 as well.

 Mr. Hot sat in a pot
drinking a cup of tea
when did he drop
his cup of tea
it sailed out to sea


His cup of tea
sailed out to sea
only to find an island
which belonged to Thyland


Now this island
(which belonged to Thyland)
turned into a star
which then turned into tar

Then the cup of tea
tripped over his knee
and fell into the tar
so then an eagle
(which was related to a seagull)
swooped down and tugged at
Mr. Hot’s cup of tea

Now this eagle
(which was related to a seagull)
pulled from the tar
Mr. Hot’s cup of tea
and this eagle
took the cup of tea
to his bee

So said the bee: I like tea!
so as the bee announced his decree
the cup of tea
was frightened

And the cup of tea
was so terrified
that he turned pale

As he turned pale
he was suddenly so relieved
to see
that the bee had turned away

Although he didn’t know how
he got back to Mr. Hot
looked in the mirror
and was shocked

Mr. Hot’s cup of tea
was no longer what he appeared to be....


HE WAS MILK!!!!!