Another piece my father sent me through email. This one, I wrote this one in 1994 as well.
Mr. Hot sat in a pot drinking a cup of tea when did he drop his cup of tea it sailed out to sea His cup of tea sailed out to sea only to find an island which belonged to Thyland Now this island (which belonged to Thyland) turned into a star which then turned into tar Then the cup of tea tripped over his knee and fell into the tar so then an eagle (which was related to a seagull) swooped down and tugged at Mr. Hotâ€™s cup of tea Now this eagle (which was related to a seagull) pulled from the tar Mr. Hotâ€™s cup of tea and this eagle took the cup of tea to his bee So said the bee: I like tea! so as the bee announced his decree the cup of tea was frightened And the cup of tea was so terrified that he turned pale As he turned pale he was suddenly so relieved to see that the bee had turned away Although he didnâ€™t know how he got back to Mr. Hot looked in the mirror and was shocked Mr. Hotâ€™s cup of tea was no longer what he appeared to be.... HE WAS MILK!!!!!