Introducing CloudFog. Part cloud. Part fog. All security.

I’d like to talk to you for a moment about my new data security venture: CloudFog. Part cloud. Part fog. All security. […] We take a novel, horizontal approach to vertical socket encryption. The result can only be described as diagonal.

Stephen Colbert keynoting this year’s controversial RSA Security Conference:

Watch highlights from Colbert’s speech, or listen to the full audio.

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but this is literally what it sounds like to most people. And the sad thing is, most technology really is a total scam. Everyone should understand that “tech companies” and “the NSA” are not actually distinct entities; they are different heads of the same hydra.